Weather Update

Weather Update
67% of PUA's still plan to do "day game" during Hurricane Sandy

Is She Always Like This?

Is She Always Like This?
PUA Expecting to Face Major Bitch Shields at Trendy Club Tonight

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand
Joe South scouts out a potential sex location close to the convention center

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here
"Carlos says his bathroom will not be the scene of any filthy lay reports"

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets
"How do you guys all know each other?"

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself
KinoSupreme is excited for a "good jerk"

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"
Hilarious noob questions from joe123 and pua4sure are actually developed in this underground lab run by TokyoPUA (pictured left)

so called "natural' tests positive for routines

so called "natural' tests positive for routines
This natural player was caught with a DHV cheat sheet and ear piece with direct access to Matador

Story We are Following...

Charles has decided to change his email address from charlie346@yahoo.com to charliepua@gmail.com.

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Troubleshooting:

Troubleshooting:
What to say if mom finds your copy of Sperm Wars (we ask the gurus)

Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild

Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild
A senior masf moderator passed out at his post late Wednesday giving several newbturds the chance to post about their Oneitis. If that wasn't bad enough, several of these turds double and triple posted. The sleepy mod was allowed to keep his tribal elder status but is no longer allowed to call Formhandle, Jay.

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!
After being told to "fuck off" during his comfort stack, a confused pua said he thought he was already in C2. When he asked "what the fuck just happened" his wing admitted "I never saw you get out of A1 bro."

4/23/08

Eckhart Tolle In Fucking Shock!!!















Tolle mentally prepares to kick your ass


New York, NY

Ekhart Tolle, good friend of Oprah and author of the best selling book "The Power of Now" was shocked to learn yesterday that his books are being used by PUA's to score "hot" chicks and pull "serious" ass.

"My painbody was pretty fucking pissed-off to be honest with you" Tolle barked at several reporters inside the VIP lounge at Club Myst.

As he tried to relax passerbys showered the guru with what are known as mega-props .

"I'm pulling mad pussy yo!" shouted a short man in a Dr. Seuss hat.

When asked what he planned to do Tolle gave us his trademark wisdom wrapped in an ancient haiku riddle

"I came here tonight to do two things" Tolle quipped while suppressing his Ego in favor of his more muscular Id

"Kick some ass and drink some beer...

looks like we're almost out of beer"


- Daily Sarge

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I sarge with Eckhart Tolle

3/09/2009 8:39 AM

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