67% of PUA's still plan to do "day game" during Hurricane Sandy
Is She Always Like This?
PUA Expecting to Face Major Bitch Shields at Trendy Club Tonight
masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand
Joe South scouts out a potential sex location close to the convention center
Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here
"Carlos says his bathroom will not be the scene of any filthy lay reports"
rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets
"How do you guys all know each other?"
PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself
KinoSupreme is excited for a "good jerk"
roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao
Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"
Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:
Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"
Hilarious noob questions from joe123 and pua4sure are actually developed in this underground lab run by TokyoPUA (pictured left)
so called "natural' tests positive for routines
This natural player was caught with a DHV cheat sheet and ear piece with direct access to Matador
Story We are Following...
Charles has decided to change his email address from charlie346@yahoo.com to charliepua@gmail.com.
Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua
Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade
Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"
Troubleshooting:
What to say if mom finds your copy of Sperm Wars (we ask the gurus)
Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild
A senior masf moderator passed out at his post late Wednesday giving several newbturds the chance to post about their Oneitis. If that wasn't bad enough, several of these turds double and triple posted. The sleepy mod was allowed to keep his tribal elder status but is no longer allowed to call Formhandle, Jay.
Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!
After being told to "fuck off" during his comfort stack, a confused pua said he thought he was already in C2. When he asked "what the fuck just happened" his wing admitted "I never saw you get out of A1 bro."
3/9/09
S&R value of PUA's at lowest level since great depression
Traders say survival & replication value has been crushed by failing global economy.
Worlds Oldest PUA Hasn't Had "A-HA Moment" in 10 Years
Our Current "Stack"
1. Opener: "Would you guys fuck Inspector Gadget?"
2. Who's the bigger SLUT you or her? (point to cock)
3. Anchor her feelings to wingmans groin region
4. "Because there's a fucking Sock in my pants BITCH!"
5. 35 degree backturn with micro-smile
"Silhouette of Stripper" tired of posing on cover of crappy E-books
Feature Interview
Lurker wants you to know "your post really sucked"
Todays MPUA Mission
Ask 10 Women For The Time
Main News
Guy who once claimed he didn't give a flying fuck about the god-damn stupid rankings, wants to know why his rank has changed (pg. 5)
america still divided on existence of "social proof"
Top Story
AP- Struggling PUA seriously regrets bypassing his targets "logical"brain after her "reptilian" brain starts calling him a fucking loser
SP: Photo of my cock looks really small on my GF's cell
Why your friends ditched you
After a few beers you started rambling on about how "all game is inner game".
Sexual Predator routine goes horribly wrong
Do You Love Pussy?
News From The Field
HB6 breaks down in tears after being approached with "Do you know why you suck?" for the third time tonight
The PUA Boards
Beginners
Does Style still post here?
General
Is it BETA to wear a seatbelt? My mom always makes me buckle up for safety.
Advanced
Some tool who read some book on the ego is rambling on about something I don't undersatnd. 5 stars!
Sex
If anyone actually gets laid they can ask a question here.
Lifestyle
Just when you thought there couldn't possibly be another fucking post about tanning beds or zinc supplements.
Relationships
Attn Franco: Can I turn my wife into a fuck buddy?
Off-Topic
Guys I'm leaving masf forever. I'm done with this shit. It's been fun, but PU will not make you happy. Best of luck to everyone. Be back next week!
New Products
After running out of dating guru's to interview, David D. records a pretty cool conversation with his neighbor about lawn care. The CD ships on the 18th.
TV Tonight
The Pick Up Artist (9PM) Students ask girls if they saw the fight outside. Girls tell them to fuck off and die.
Sports
Pete beat rival pua Gary Smith 1 set to 0. Pete asked a woman for the time as he walked out of the bar at 2am giving him the win.
Weather
Rain or shine daPlaya46 said he plans on doing some serious day game
Business
Four more virgins with ZERO experience have started a seduction company.
Crime
College student feels little guilt after illegally downloading Thundercat's Art of Approaching.
Fashion
rAFC leaves bar early after getting called out for wearing a Stylelife tie.
Horoscope
You won't open any sets tonight. After calling yourself a pussy you will calm down and score some late night Taco Bell. Nice!
Overheard at Bar
"Whatever bro, that was MY set. I opened them with eye contact."
Corrections
The Daily Sarge would like to apologize to HbTits. We never actually dated a stripper. Oh, and technically we haven't been to Brazil either. Sorry.
Legal
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