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mASF Launches Egg-Heads Board
mASF egg-heads practicing their seductive poses
Los Angeles, CA
In an attempt to get back the glory days of the community when members were smart, mASF has launched it's exclusive egg-heads board.
Members were hand picked based on median IQ and 11th grade PSAT scores.
Invitations were sent via email late last night.
"If you didn't receive one it's safe to say you're pretty dumb" stated Formahandle via a press release.
The egg-heads board is off to a fast start with members discussing advanced meta-frame reframing and quantum shit test betaization-calibration in mLTR 's.
For those left out, an exclusive board for seduction geniuses seems a bit unfair.
"What the fuck is an egg-head?" grumbled one uninvited AFC who obviously failed lots of classes in Junior High.
"Sounds like some humpty dumpty shit yo" .
- Daily Sarge
at 7:49 PM