Weather Update

Weather Update
67% of PUA's still plan to do "day game" during Hurricane Sandy

Is She Always Like This?

Is She Always Like This?
PUA Expecting to Face Major Bitch Shields at Trendy Club Tonight

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand
Joe South scouts out a potential sex location close to the convention center

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here
"Carlos says his bathroom will not be the scene of any filthy lay reports"

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets
"How do you guys all know each other?"

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself
KinoSupreme is excited for a "good jerk"

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"
Hilarious noob questions from joe123 and pua4sure are actually developed in this underground lab run by TokyoPUA (pictured left)

so called "natural' tests positive for routines

so called "natural' tests positive for routines
This natural player was caught with a DHV cheat sheet and ear piece with direct access to Matador

Story We are Following...

Charles has decided to change his email address from charlie346@yahoo.com to charliepua@gmail.com.

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Troubleshooting:

Troubleshooting:
What to say if mom finds your copy of Sperm Wars (we ask the gurus)

Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild

Mod Falls asleep on Job ;  Newbtards Run Wild
A senior masf moderator passed out at his post late Wednesday giving several newbturds the chance to post about their Oneitis. If that wasn't bad enough, several of these turds double and triple posted. The sleepy mod was allowed to keep his tribal elder status but is no longer allowed to call Formhandle, Jay.

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!
After being told to "fuck off" during his comfort stack, a confused pua said he thought he was already in C2. When he asked "what the fuck just happened" his wing admitted "I never saw you get out of A1 bro."

4/22/08

mASF Launches Egg-Heads Board









mASF egg-heads practicing their seductive poses


Los Angeles, CA

In an attempt to get back the glory days of the community when members were smart, mASF has launched it's exclusive egg-heads board.

Members were hand picked based on median IQ and 11th grade PSAT scores.

Invitations were sent via email late last night.

"If you didn't receive one it's safe to say you're pretty dumb" stated Formahandle via a press release.

The egg-heads board is off to a fast start with members discussing advanced meta-frame reframing and quantum shit test betaization-calibration in mLTR 's.

For those left out, an exclusive board for seduction geniuses seems a bit unfair.

"What the fuck is an egg-head?" grumbled one uninvited AFC who obviously failed lots of classes in Junior High.

"Sounds like some humpty dumpty shit yo" .

- Daily Sarge

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I should be a fucking Mastermind

frankfaz said...

lol fantastic