Weather Update

Weather Update
67% of PUA's still plan to do "day game" during Hurricane Sandy

Is She Always Like This?

Is She Always Like This?
PUA Expecting to Face Major Bitch Shields at Trendy Club Tonight

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand

masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand
Joe South scouts out a potential sex location close to the convention center

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here

Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here
"Carlos says his bathroom will not be the scene of any filthy lay reports"

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets

rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets
"How do you guys all know each other?"

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself

PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself
KinoSupreme is excited for a "good jerk"

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"

Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"
Hilarious noob questions from joe123 and pua4sure are actually developed in this underground lab run by TokyoPUA (pictured left)

so called "natural' tests positive for routines

so called "natural' tests positive for routines
This natural player was caught with a DHV cheat sheet and ear piece with direct access to Matador

Story We are Following...

Charles has decided to change his email address from charlie346@yahoo.com to charliepua@gmail.com.

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"

Troubleshooting:

Troubleshooting:
What to say if mom finds your copy of Sperm Wars (we ask the gurus)

Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild

Mod Falls asleep on Job ;  Newbtards Run Wild
A senior masf moderator passed out at his post late Wednesday giving several newbturds the chance to post about their Oneitis. If that wasn't bad enough, several of these turds double and triple posted. The sleepy mod was allowed to keep his tribal elder status but is no longer allowed to call Formhandle, Jay.

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!

Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!
After being told to "fuck off" during his comfort stack, a confused pua said he thought he was already in C2. When he asked "what the fuck just happened" his wing admitted "I never saw you get out of A1 bro."

5/5/08

Kid Pretending to be Thundercat Argues All Night with a Guy Pretending to be Ross Jeffries
















The fake RJ thinks up a clever comeback

AP-Thundercats Seduction Blog

A long winded debate on a community gossip blog turned bitter last night when a 12 year old kid pretending to be Thundercat went toe to toe with a 59 year old man pretending to be Ross Jeffries.

"That was some wild ass shit" said a long time poster who pretends to be Tyler Durden.

The foul mouthed tween posing as Thundercat started the fight by accusing RJ of using hypno-marketing to seduce men into buying his products.

Seeing a golden opportunity to fight back, a bored naked man took on the role of Ross Jeffries and called who he thought was the 'real' Thundercat a "mother fucking AFC bitch ass punk"

The debate raged violently for several weeks until a truce was brokered by a twice divorced tax accountant named Peter, one of several guys who pretend to be Style.

"I just happened to be logged on and thought...hey I'm probably the only fake Style who can step in and put an end to this crazy feud"

Some readers of Thundercats blog have complained they feel "duped" by the news of rampant impostor posting.

"So you're saying the Mystery who promised to come to my 17th birthday party isn't the real guy from Vh1?" whined a wbAFC who now has to break the news to disappointed friends

The Daily Sarge was unable to get an official comment from the "real" Thundercat so we just made some shit up, forged his signature and called it a day.
-DS

5 comments:

Ross Jeffries said...

This is the real Ross Jeffries commenting about the FAKE Ross Jeffries.

You guys are funnier than "The Onion".

I ought to know. I am a failed comedy writer.

RJ
93/93

Anonymous said...

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groundbreaking insight into the deep, dark, sinister world of PUA

Pick Up Forum said...

Looks kinda like thundercat. JK :)

Anonymous said...

Hilarious blog. Why did it stop? Post more content.