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Is She Always Like This?
masf summit to be held in secret cave in New Zealand
Bathroom Attendant Hell Bent on not letting you fuck in here
rAFC gets over fear of opening "mixed sets" by practicing with puppets
PUA goes home early to use "Class 3 overt kino" on himself
roommates at "project next" argue over best spot to hang painting of Tubarao
Approach coach having hard time explaining his job to grandma "No...it's not like the movie Hitch"
Judge rules that "awesome handjob" you got still doesn't count as a LR:
Study: 50% of all posts on Beginners board generated by "supercomputer"
so called "natural' tests positive for routines
Story We are Following...
Charles has decided to change his email address from charlie346@yahoo.com to charliepua@gmail.com.
Old Man chooses blue pill thinking its viagra. Blows last shot to become pua
Kevin Still Most Alpha Boy in 3rd Grade
Scientists say creation of LMR Blasting Ray Gun still "10 years away"
Troubleshooting:
Mod Falls asleep on Job ; Newbtards Run Wild
Guy who thought he was in C2...waaay the fuck off!
3/9/09
PUA Shows up to Halloween Party as "The Matrix"
Steve better know as "Gamer69" shocked party goers by showing up as a series of 1's and 0's for a Halloween party in Brooklyn. After winning best costume, Gamer69 revealed the matrix to a 2-set outside hoping it would display his knowledge of "relationships and social interactions".
"Women love sex" Gamer proclaimed to loud cheers from the crowd. "They just have something called ASD which prevents them from hoping on your bone and going for a ride."
A portly HB5 dressed as a bumblebee was taken aback by this insightful revelation and immediately began what Steve described as "the chemical process known as...attraction." He also told us this number close was "particularly F-ing solid" before emailing himself to a Lair Meeting downtown.
- DS
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